F33bs (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Whether or not Mario Lopez is gay, it doesn't matter. What's painfully clear is that he's a gigantic, annoying twat that isn't worth 1 minute of air time. Any douche who can't manage to hang on to Ali Landry for more than two weeks is a scrotebag through and through -- and might as well be gay.

dutevergului (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Well... Mario can certainly choose. If he wants to be with a guy he can get any guy he wants. If he wants to be with a girl he can get the girl he wants. The monkey who is talking wouldn't be able to be with a guy. No gay would pay attention to him. And maybe only some women, and only if he has some money in the bank. This guy is jealous. Mario can be with anyone he wants, boy or girl. He can be happy, this monkey can't.

CherryPoppah (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

He makes me look like the elephant man. At least I have my big penis though.

RckyMtnWildman (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Wow, I'm confindent enough in my heterosexuality to say, yeah, he is a beautiful man, does he have sisters?

KnightOverEgypt (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Thanks, MCTT!!!!

LocoBrazilian85 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

maybe they secretly like each other lol

dishwithtrish (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Ugh...I don't know why but Mario Lopez does NOTHING for me. Perhaps if I was 20 with no experience or something. He's certainly not unattractive and has a great body but he's just too pretty boy ???

SgtStrungOut (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

He went to high school with some of my sister's friends (Chula Vista High School)

dickstarbucksmut (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

1:07....listen to her reaction...no,ehh...

MaxSachs (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Mario Lopez is right handsome, however, maybe if he put some facial hair up there....a goatee even.